I'm guessing that celebrities probably worry a lot that people only want to be friends with them because of their fame. But not me. I'm not like that. I want to be friends with celebrities... because of their pools.
I mean, I would probably chill with Adele anyway, but now that she's acquired a super sweet Los Angeles home with this super sweet pool, I'm definitely in.
I don't even really like baseball, but I would pretend to in order to hang by the gorgeous pool at Alex Rodriguez's Florida home.
Most women love Adam Levine for his beautiful voice or his beautiful face, but I'm deeper than that. I love him for his beautiful pool.
I'm a big fan of Elton John's music, but I'm an even bigger fan of his pool.
Calvin Harris may have recently broken up with Taylor Swift, but I hear that chilling poolside with a beer is a great cure for heartache.
Cate Blanchett may be have sold the gorgeous Sydney estate where this pool is located, but I'd still be friends with her anyway.
By far the most impressive (at least size wise) of these pools is Celine Dion's, which almost qualifies as a private waterpark. The property is currently for sale (and can be yours if you happen to have $45.5 million lying around), but maybe Celine wouldn't mind if I popped by for the day.
It might not be quite as large, but the sand-bottom pool at Marc Anthony's Dominican Republic home (compound, really) could definitely give Celine a run for her money.
A backyard pool in Manhattan: that's the dream. This one belongs to Cynthia Rowley, and of all these pools is probably the most conveniently located to my apartment. Cynthia, call me.